místnost: Humor(?)
Ako bolo v škole?
Dostal som jednu päťku a štyri jednotky.
Ukáž žiacku. A tam bolo napísané: Matematika 5, dňa 11.11.
Dostal som jednu päťku a štyri jednotky.
Ukáž žiacku. A tam bolo napísané: Matematika 5, dňa 11.11.
:(
nějaký kandidát do senátu za komunisty?
jj, Pavel Franěk z Prahy 6, tohle je jeho oficiální fotka na plakátu, minulej týden byl hitem twitteru :-)
heh, to bylo asi příliš snadné :))
tvuj zivot musi bejt jedna velka jizda
"Dobrý den,jeden broskvový Bubble tea s liči tapioky.´
-"A 18 bylo mladej?"
"Ano bylo, chcete vidět..."
-"Tak si dej pivo a neser!"
-"A 18 bylo mladej?"
"Ano bylo, chcete vidět..."
-"Tak si dej pivo a neser!"
tak možno je buzerant
dobrej!
s liči tapioky? :-O
"Vojíne! Neviděl jsem vás včera ráno na cvičení maskování!"
- "Děkuji pane!"
- "Děkuji pane!"
Nápis na riaditeľni: "V pondelok-piatok do druhej, v sobotu-nedeľu do vlastnej"
:(
80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention.
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world- wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."
So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream... "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world- wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."
So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream... "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
Nemám rád vtipy o blondýnách.
moc dlouhé na tak slabou a očekavánou pointu. 2/10
Prosím o zžidovění, takhle je to slabota.
zzidoveni s 80 tisici lidma na jednom miste, I like where this is going :D
A nezapomen, ze jsou vsichni blond.)
Baví se dva patologové.
První říká: Dnes jsem pitval ženskou, ta ti měla poštěvák jako okurku.
Druhý patolog: Tak veliký?
Ten první: Ne, tak kyselý.
První říká: Dnes jsem pitval ženskou, ta ti měla poštěvák jako okurku.
Druhý patolog: Tak veliký?
Ten první: Ne, tak kyselý.
klasika:)
to bylo v knize ...a bude hůř
Víte, kdo utrácí a bere za to prachy?
Veterinář.
Veterinář.
Ano ano.. černý humor je jako nohy.. Někdo ho má a někdo ne.
Víte proč má německá sprcha 11 děr?
Protože žid má jen 10 prstů.
Protože žid má jen 10 prstů.
Je, ne ho
Pocitac:.."zadejte heslo"
Uzivatel:"penis"
Pocitac:.."mate priliz kratke heslo"
Uzivatel:"penis"
Pocitac:.."mate priliz kratke heslo"
dat příliž
Taky mas priliz kratke heslo? ;) dal sem kopirovat nezajima me pravopis
"Jean, co je to na ulici za hluk?"
"Pruvod gayu, sire."
"A co pozaduji?" "
Lasku stejneho pohlavi."
"A kdo jim ji zakazuje?"
"Nikdo, sire."
"Tak proc tak krici?"
"Protoze to jsou buzeranti, sire..."
"Pruvod gayu, sire."
"A co pozaduji?" "
Lasku stejneho pohlavi."
"A kdo jim ji zakazuje?"
"Nikdo, sire."
"Tak proc tak krici?"
"Protoze to jsou buzeranti, sire..."