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Pride tipek do bordelu a pta se...
"Honite tady curaky?"..
" no"..
"No tak si me chytte""..

Tohle je snad prvni vtip, kterej si pamatuju ze skolnich lavic...

dobry vtypek

nakej s maxthonem o elitarstvi by tam nebyl?

Bača spí doma se ženou, když někdo zaklepe na okno a říká: "Bačo, ženu ti jebú!" Bača se podíval na manželku spící po jeho boku a spal dál. Za chvíli zase: "Bačo, ženu ti jebú!" Bača se podíval na manželku a znova usnul. Když se to ozvalo potřetí, naštval se a vyběhl ven. Jak vyšel ven, rušitel nočního klidu vběhl do ložnice a vrhl se přímo na bačovu manželku. Bača obchází s holí v ruce dům, podívá se oknem do ložnice a říká si: "A zvonku to tak naozaj vyzerá!

:)

ale jo :)

Her boss is annoyed and asks, "Now, Maria, why do you think you deserve a raise?" Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an raise. First, I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Maria: 'Your husband said so.' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' Maria: 'Your husband did.' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..' The wife is obviously upset: 'Did my husband say that ?' Maria: 'No, Señora, the gardener did.' Wife: 'So, how much do you want?'

Ale jo, dobre rozbiti predvidatelne zapletky:)

:)

viz MF

What? Unseen žije?

taky čumim

Narazil jsem na to jako share na fb.

tak mu napis at se vrati, ze na nej porad cekame :]

Absolutně nevtipný, jako všechno od něho.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

A piece of string walks into a bar and tries to order a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve pieces of string here" The string goes back outside, ties himself up, and messes up his hair. The string goes back into the bar and orders again. The bartender asks, "Aren't you that piece of string?" "No," says the string, "I'm a frayed knot"

To už jsem někde četl

a tits furt nikde

|.Y.|

mantits. what a joke!

:D cute

doslova tenhle thread

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/57zbxx/what_grated_joke_always_cracks_you_up/

Scientists removed the right half brain of a man and then, they asked him to count to ten. The man counted, "two, four, six, eight, ten."
Then they put the right-half back and removed the left-half, and again asked the man to count to ten. The man counted, "one, three, five, seven, nine."
The scientists then removed both halves of the man's brain, and asked him again to count to ten.
The man said, "look, we're gonna count to ten. We're gonna count. Because I know numbers, I have the best numbers. All the politicians in Washington can't count to one-believe me, I've counted to one many, many times. They said we couldn't count to ten. Well, I'm beating all of those people in the polls. We're gonna count to ten. Everybody, count to ten. Okay? And let me tell you - let me tell you something. I will be the best counting President God has ever created. We are gonna count to so many tens, I tell you. Look at that!"