Nedavno jsem narazil na vtip, ktery jsem videl prvne tady. Tak schvalne, jak se zmenil vkus mistniho osazenstva.
Nekrofilovi se rozpadl vztah.
místnost: Humor(?)
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Ty related... To je sajta
Se z toho vtipu asi poucil.
Vypadá jako Vrba
L1bert¥!!!😁
On: Miláčik, si krásná, si milá, ja ťa velmi lúbim.
Ona: Chceš jebať, však?
On: Aj múdrá si.
Ona: Chceš jebať, však?
On: Aj múdrá si.
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:)))
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Jo, to sem zapadne.
dobry jak cyp :))
dobrý :)
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads..."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads..."
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Viděl jsem to na imguru a podle mě true story:)
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Ten s tím kolem je sice už dost old ale pecka :))
Prodám byt 4+1 v Praze. Nebo vyměním za malou vesnici na Moravě.
zasmál jsem se... pak rozbrečel... :(
zasmál jsem se... pak rozbrečel... :(
Gud
jj bohužel ...
ten je dobrý :)
Spíš za malou vesnici v Sudetách.
Jede velryba na kole a potká ji zajíc. Ahoj, velrybo, říká zajíc, jak to, že jedeš na kole, když nemáš nohy? A jo, řekla velryba a spadla.
Špatnej acc?
To je nějaký vtip přiložený v krabici s Legem?
:D tak mňa teda dostal :D
To je jasné znamení, že jde o opravdu špatný vtip.
Jeste bych pockal co na to grahf
To je pravda. On je druhá půlka lakmusového papírku.
potvrdzujem, že je to špatné aj na mňa
Sovětský státní úředník zahlédne v Moskvě na lavičce v parku Žida, jak se učí hebrejsky. "Nemrhejte časem, stejně vás tam nepustíme." "Já vím. To já jen až přijdu do nebe, abych se tam domluvil." "A co když přijdete do pekla?" "To nebude problém, Rusky už umím."
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